| Francois Hensley on Wed, 3 May 2000 21:06:39 +0200 |
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| Time for a joke. |
People is going to flame me for this : Buit this is good. 3 engineers, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a microsoft engineer drive in a car and all of a sudden the car goes dead and they are stranded in the middle of nowhere. So the electrical engineer knowing a bit about cars suggests : "Maybe we should rip out all the wires, check them one by one and maybe we can find the problem, fix it and maybe the car would start." Then the chemical engineer, who know very little about cars, chirps in and suggests : "Maybe the petrol carbonized and glogged the fuel jets at the engine." And just as he finished the microsoft engineer, who knew nothing about car quickly suggests : "Maybe if we close the windows, get out of the car, get back into the car and open the windows, the car might start." Francois Hensley (Software Developer @ MC² Solutions) Tel: (011) 303-0137 Cel: 083-438-0173 e-mail: fhensley@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to > build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,and the Universe trying > to produce bigger and better idiots. So far,the Universe is winning. > >